Spend your Gov. Check the right way.
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Spend your Gov. Check the right way.
Federal Rebate Check
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend it at Walmart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan . and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep the money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help and please support the US .
The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend it at Walmart, the money will go to China . If we spend it on gasoline, the money will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India . If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala . If we purchase a good car, it will go to Japan . If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan . and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep the money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer and tattoos since these are the only products still produced in the USA . Thank you for your help and please support the US .
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Ha, smoke weed, get lazy, and collect even more gov't checks.... How American, at least it seems so in todays world. "Rich" people make their money off of the backs of poor helpless people anyways... So why not tax the rich even more?......
#8
LOL . . . i'm in for the hookers an beer . . . what the hell . . maybe even a tattoo (of a hooker drinking MY beer)
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With the salary cap on the refund, how may people on this sight will ever see a check?
I won't
That $600 would cover a bar tab, maybe 2
I won't
That $600 would cover a bar tab, maybe 2