Giving 100%....
 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We
have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What
makes
life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top.
And look how far

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.

My DOG!!! Go Gettum'!!!


:D :D

Ya, but good ORAL SKILLS = 122%
and is often times accepted as a good substitute
...And it sure as hell beats hard work
(And I don't mean public speaking)
:D :D :D :D

very nice - :D