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Consintracy 02-25-2002 05:01 PM

Warning...Adult Joke!!
 
A young deaf-mute couple got married. At first they had sex with the lights all on, otherwise, they would not see what one would tell the other in sign language.
One day the woman asked, "Can't we try to make love with the lights off?"

The man said, "Okay, but how will you know when I want to make love to you?"

The woman said, "Well, when you're in the mood, just shake my left breast once, and I'll know. If you don't want to, shake my right breast once."

The man said, "All right. And if you want to make love to me, shake my penis once, if you do not want to make love to me, shake my penis about fifty times, ok?"

birdog 02-25-2002 05:03 PM

Im Offended.....Waaaaaaaaa........Waaaaaaaa.......

Consintracy 02-25-2002 05:08 PM

LOL...You never know do ya'??!!! LOL!! It could happen...should I delete this??? LOL!!:rolleyes:

birdog 02-25-2002 05:11 PM

Consintracy: Thats a good joke! Im just making fun of the one or two people who just cant seem to get it.......

Consintracy 02-25-2002 05:16 PM

Birddog~ I knew what you meant:D

OMG...did you just see the latest post by teambaja on the photoshop tread...now, this should be interesting!!!:D

nautigirl 02-25-2002 05:18 PM

Good one Consintracy!!:D :D :D

Mack312 02-25-2002 05:30 PM

LOL>>>>LOL>>>> I'll use it at work!

Consintracy 02-25-2002 05:42 PM

It's best when told with a hair-lip voice.

obnoxus 02-25-2002 06:13 PM

Good One !!!

Milord 02-25-2002 06:15 PM

:D :D :D


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