Sorry no jokes in a while........Just got back from my honeymoon, and while I was there I was strictly prohibited from the internet. So....things are back to normal now, and I have alot of jokes backed up. Here goes todays installment:
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday in front of the Judge.
The Judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court on Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful! What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, Your Honor. I drew two circles ! like this: O o
....and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable!" said the Judge.
To the second boy the judge said," And you, how did you do?"
"Well, Your Honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing!! How did you manage to do that?"
"Well, I used a similar approach. I drew two circles ...
....and said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your ******* before prison....."
Oh.....Yea......They were on a boat when they were arrested. [Gotta keep it boating related ya know!!!]
Welcome back. As you can probably tell from some of the threads, we need a little humor right now.
Where, if you don't mind my asking, did you go on you honeymoon? Did you like it? Would you go again? Me and my beloved are planning a big 5 year anniversary to-do and I'm looking for ideas.
Your name say's it all!! LOL....Just kidding...really, congratulations!!
And thanks for the joke...LOL!!
That's great, Risk.
Welcome back, congratulations!
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