Any body see the little blue Sting Ray Friday
06-26-2008, 08:08 PM
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Sharkey, stop making sense! I already made this MOVIE.
http://www.jumpcut.com/view?id=4AC3C...1D000423CF4092
Hollywood is calling now about the rights!
http://www.jumpcut.com/view?id=4AC3C...1D000423CF4092
Hollywood is calling now about the rights!
06-26-2008, 08:23 PM
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning", said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration". And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder". The old lady stepped back and said "Well, let me get you a fork 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning".
06-26-2008, 08:33 PM
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bern i had a guy call out sick on my voice mail he said "im sick".
the funny part of the story was he thought he hung up and his friend with him said your sick, he said im sick of working. i called his cell and played back the message to his voice mail he never came back
06-26-2008, 09:48 PM
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06-26-2008, 10:43 PM
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No. DaveP would be a big, happy-but-not-drunk "goofy-in-a-scary-creepy-kind-of-way" kind of guy. I've seen the dark side of him, but only when it's been very, very well-deserved. I'm glad it wasn't me on the recieving end. First-rate, class-act, good-people guy, and #1 in my book.
I'm amazed that TD thinks the YouTube video I posted doesn't prove anything, even though the speedo is visible. (And it's "Wiley" Coyote, you tool.)
..and I still think it's a Maverick.
..and I'll match my racing creds with TD any time.
DaveP - Should I offer to match him hp-for-hp with my 28' LawnDart?
I'm amazed that TD thinks the YouTube video I posted doesn't prove anything, even though the speedo is visible. (And it's "Wiley" Coyote, you tool.)
..and I still think it's a Maverick.
..and I'll match my racing creds with TD any time.
DaveP - Should I offer to match him hp-for-hp with my 28' LawnDart?
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06-26-2008, 11:00 PM
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