Blow me, Jay.
What pisses you off most is that I can run two successful businesses that are both growing in a down economy, manage a gaggle of employees, raise a young family, play all I want with as many boat projects as I care to and still spend all the time I want on here screwing off.
You, on the other hand, have to sneak in while the boss isn't standing over your cubicle.
And you're too f.ucking dense to recognize sarcasm. Or someone just jerking around.
At the same time, I'm bright enough to recognize the power Reggie wields. Mark my words, he'll buy and pay for this place if allowed to.