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Last edited by Here's Johnny; 07-11-2008 at 06:18 AM.
A friend of mine bought a beach front bar in Key
west, it was a foreclosed gay strip club, when we tore apart the sun deck there was a sh*tload of condoms(pun intended) and about thirty bucks in change, we shoveled it right into the dumpster. and while augering holes for palm trees, I found two bottles marked "BUMSTEADS WORM SYRUP ,adults like it children cry for it"
Earlier this summer I stayed with a friend of mine on his parents SeaRay for the weekend. In the morning he comes up out of the cabin with a strange look on his face and says, Uhh, I just found a dildo in my parents bed.
Spring Break with parents in Ft. Lauderdale when I was probably 13 years old. Bored, in the bathroom and I notice a little utility access door in the wall next to the toilet. Wouldn't you know, it wasn't locked. Opened it up out of curiousity. Someone had left a XXX porn magazine behind the pipes.
Let's see. . . 13 years old, bored, already in bathroom. "Speaking of 'no one is looking'. . ."
"I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime."
I worked at a boat rental place in high school. A former congressman/NBA player and his lady friend rented a boat from us and when they returned, I was cleaning out the boat and found her panties stuffed between the seats. Her thongs hung over one of our pilings for about a month.
When they bought the boat there was a fully stocked bar, some porn DVD's, dildos, and fuzzy handcuffs......I kinda want to meet the previous owners...
Although, why have my parents yet to clean that stuff out of the boat....Its been 4 yrs????
Last edited by OldSchool; 07-11-2008 at 09:43 AM.
I can't talk about it right now, it's being handled by the Postal Inspector. Those guys don't mess around!
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