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Old 09-03-2008, 03:34 PM
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Hit it and forget it... and by the way...
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Old 09-04-2008, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by panicrev613
how about posting pics of the new 5'11" 23 yr old blond???


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Originally Posted by baddogz28
She's not going to press me like that, she's in remorse/begging for me to take her back mode.

Here comes the psychological warfare-
just recieved this pic on my phone from her, with the message 'our last picture together'




I won't succumb to her jedi mind tricks this time. You never fvck with a man's automobile.
this is what u do....... u make her think ur gunna make up with her, then when your banging her for the first time (make up sex) u do her doggie style, then all of a suddon u pull out and jam it in her azz, punch her in the mouth, make her clean ur car, and kick her the fck out.
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^^^ Best post yet. By far.


The only thing I would add is maybe pouring drive oil all over her.
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Old 09-04-2008, 12:50 PM
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You two guys are brutal...I love it!
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Old 09-04-2008, 01:31 PM
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Put some Icy in her KY
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Old 09-04-2008, 01:38 PM
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lmao icy in the ky!!!! that has to come from experience.

i was going to say to use the drive oil as lube when switching to anal, but the aforementioned icy/ky combo is mo betta

oh yeah, nice blond. i'd give her a necklace...;D
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Originally Posted by Speedpro1
Take her to the Texas rodeo.
Get her down on all fours and get behind her and reach around and grab her boobs. Now tell her they feel just like her sisters and see how long you can hold on!!!!!

MORE brutality from my OSO family! You guys crack me up.
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Originally Posted by pkspx
haha man that sucks!!!

This reminds me of the Crazy Hot Girl Scale from the CBS sitcom, "How I Met Your Mother"

for those that know the show......

From you tube, incase you havent seen the show....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvkTd...eature=related
that u tube is to funny..... But true. LOL
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Originally Posted by Strip Poker 388
Put some Icy in her KY
Strip !!!That is the best yet. A True story. When I first got married 25 years ago. My wife and I were screwing around one night. She had just gotten done doing her nails in bed. So I offered a body rub with baby oil. She loved them , so it was a rub down in the dark. I put the bottle down, and we were getting alittle crazy. So I reached over in the dark and grabbed the small bottle of baby oil and poured it on her pVssy. She screamed like I stabbed her with a 12" butcher knife. Jumped out of bed and started running around the house screaming. It turned out I grabbed the nail polish remover instead of the oil. I'll never make that mistake again. Ooops
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