In an effort to help out my fellow performance boaters and brother OSO members by saving time, travel, and shipping expenses, Allow me to donate my time, sacrifice my health, and offer my vast experience and and excercise my undisputed control over the boardGods in assisting you in your quest for senior membership.
<sshhhhhh, she might buy it...>
Buy me the drinks,
Make all checks payable to "Gordo"
Take me for a ride on your houseboat,
and I'll explain the one "On The Bay" can't repeat.
You'll be a senior member in no time.