F the lawn.
If I can't get it done during the week, it doesn't get done.
Didn't get the lawn done this week, but I fixed my silent choice!

I was going to build a deck, but I bought a boat instead. My son asked me when we were going to build the deck. I explained that any day that was nice enough for deck building was nice enough for boating. He agreed. So we will build the deck in the fall.

Boaters Anonymous....

Just tell the neighbors your going "Green" and want to reduce your carbon footprint by less lawnmowing.