FeverMike

Ooooh, that can make a long term mess! Good one!

FeverMike

I vote this the best one yet!

29Firefox

If he has hydraulic steering flip the line connections.

29Firefox

Put a Bear Creek Live CD in his stereo and turn it all the way up so that he gets that opening scream when he powers up he boat.

phragle

iTrader: (3)

they make this powdered stuff called "j-lube" it basically ky in powder form, was designed for vet use but used for slime wrestling etc.. anyways a $5 bottle will make like 30 gallons of super lube when mixed with water... a little sprinkle here and there........

29Firefox

If ole boy is gonna show up with his wife/girlfriend. Hire a good looking gal to run up & kiss him & tell him how good he was last time they got it on. If he is just showing up with his buddys use a ugly as sin transvestite instead

29Firefox

Disconnect his shift cables

29Firefox

3 foot gator in the cabin

29Firefox

Fresh dog poo under the handles of his ride while he is out on the water

phragle

iTrader: (3)

if its counterrotating drives, replace one prop so all he can do is go in circles