The Official OSO "Help a brother name his boat" thread
 

OK. Have owned my 30' Scarab Sport with two bad a$$ Yamaha 300's since March. Have it almost perfect. Installed the freakiest sound system, all the bells and whistles. Now it needs a name.

It's not the fastest boat on the water, but she'll beat any other 30 Scarab Sport. It's not the flashiest paint job, but the chicks swim out to it whenever I show up. . . without the family.

So, I need help with a name. Something that's not cheesy, like "Fanta-sea" or "Sea Note". Something that is not too "Larry from the Regal Beagle" like "Reel Player" or "Glad He Ate 'Er".

I'm thinking something that says class, power, clever and confident. Owning an investment advisory and financial planning firm, I immediate considered "Liquid Asset." But a friend wasn't impressed.

DOES ANYONE HAVE A COOL IDEA THAT WOULD FIT THIS SCENARIO? Let's use the power of OSO to put the final touch on my "wet dream."

YAMAMAHA!!!
Sorry, thats the first thing that came to mind when i read about the boats equipment...:drink:

My Assets In The Water.
I guess that's still a little cheesy though.
JZ

Still funny! I lol'd. :drink:

no fatties no uglies.

done and done!

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So, I need help with a name. Something that's not cheesy, like "Fanta-sea" or "Sea Note". Something that is not too "Larry from the Regal Beagle" like "Reel Player" or "Glad He Ate 'Er".

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I take offense!

"panty dropper"
"fishin' with a big pole"

just throwin' a few out there...

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I take offense!

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Too friggin' funny. Never thought about it being someone's screenname. Ha. I'm thinking about my wife's Italian face if I brought it home with that on it. She lacks a sense of humor on some things. . .like when I sneak off for wings at Hooters.

Chop Stix's.

How about "Centered" ?

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