Maude and Claude, both in their 80s, lived in a senior citizen's
residence. They met in the social center and discovered over
time that they really enjoyed each other's company very much.
After many weeks of walking, talking, and meeting for coffee;
Claude asked Maude out for a senior dinner in the "sit-down"
served restaurant next door, and she accepted.
It was a simple senior's meal; a small plain green leaf salad,
strained vegetable soup, soft broiled fresh scrod fish, mashed
potatoes, and it was finished with a Flan vanilla custard desert. They had a lovely evening, so absent in their recent uneventful lives, and it was so very wonderful; they wished it would not end !
Wishing the happiness would not end; Claude asked Maude
to join him at his place for a drink. Her happiness overcame
all tiredness of age, and she accepted with renewed youth.
Things continued along a natural course, with age being no inhibitor.
Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay.
As they were basking in the glow and colors of the
surprise magic moments they'd shared so wonderfully,
each was lost for a time in their OWN thoughts
of their shared experience, given each other.
Claude was thinking:
"If I'd known she was a virgin,
I'd have been more gentle."
Maude was thinking:
"If I'd known he could still get it up,
I'd have taken off my panty hose."
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