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    Talking Hump Day Humor II

    A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot that overlooked a golf course. He drove by and noticed a couple inside with the interior dome light on.

    In the driver’s seat there was a young man reading a computer magazine, while in the backseat was a young woman knitting. Recognizing this as unusual, the officer walked up to the driver’s window and tapped on the glass, asking the man his name and what exactly he was doing.

    The man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, “My name is John and that’s my girlfriend in the back seat.”
    “OK, so what are you doing?” asked the officer.
    “What does it look like?” John answered. “I’m reading a magazine.”

    Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer asked, “And what’s she doing?”
    John looked over his shoulder and replied, “What does it look
    like? She’s knitting, sir.”

    “And how old are you?” the officer asked John.
    “I’m 25,” John replied.
    “And how old is she?” asked the officer.
    John looked at his watch and said, “Well sir, in 12 minutes she’ll be 18.”

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    I don't get it

    Just kidding,
    Good one!

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