Joe & Leroy - Joke Dejour
03-06-2002, 04:15 PM
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Joe & Leroy - Joke Dejour
Joe & Leroy worked together at a boat factory. One day Leroy asked Joe how come he was so happy every morning. Joe responded "I make love to my wife every day before I come to work" Leroy asked "How do you get your wife to make love to you every day?" Joe answered "Easy, I made up a little poem I say to her every day when she wakes up. Goes like this"
Blondie, Blondie,
Eyes so Blue,
I love waking up,
Making love to you.
Joe says "works every day". Leroy says "Dam you white boys are so romantic". But Leroy spends the rest of the day thinking, if it works for him maybe it will work for me.
The next day Joe sees Leroy walking in to work. Eyes swollow shut, nose bleeding, Joe asks "What the hell happened to you Leroy?" Leroy say "I did just what you said. Made up a little poem, said it to my wife when she woke up, and she beat the hell out of me." Joe asks " what was the poem". Leroy says "goes like this"
Nappi head, Nappi head,
Eyes like a frog,
If I could roll your fat ass over,
I'd do you like a dog.
Blondie, Blondie,
Eyes so Blue,
I love waking up,
Making love to you.
Joe says "works every day". Leroy says "Dam you white boys are so romantic". But Leroy spends the rest of the day thinking, if it works for him maybe it will work for me.
The next day Joe sees Leroy walking in to work. Eyes swollow shut, nose bleeding, Joe asks "What the hell happened to you Leroy?" Leroy say "I did just what you said. Made up a little poem, said it to my wife when she woke up, and she beat the hell out of me." Joe asks " what was the poem". Leroy says "goes like this"
Nappi head, Nappi head,
Eyes like a frog,
If I could roll your fat ass over,
I'd do you like a dog.
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