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    OT: One for the Texans (Joke)

    At a small airport terminal in Texas, three strangers awaiting their
    shuttle flight start conversing about the recent world events. The
    strangers were of varying cultures. One was Native American. Another was a cowboy from Texas. The other person was a fanatical Arab Muslim.

    During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural
    history. The Native American stated "once my people were many, now we are few."

    The Muslim then chimed in and arrogantly said, "Once my people were few and now we are many."

    The Texas cowboy looked long and hard at the Muslim, shifted the
    toothpick in his mouth and said with a sly grin, "that's cause we
    ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet."

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