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    Jim G

    Future of Medicine...?

    Students at a Med School were receiving their first anatomy class
    > > with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the
    > > surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the
    > > professor started the class by telling them:
    > >
    > > "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a
    > > doctor: The first is that it is necessary that you don't get
    > > disgusted."
    > >
    > > The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of
    > > the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.
    > >
    > > "Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students.
    > >
    > > The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking
    > > turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked
    > > it after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor
    > > looked at them and told them:
    > >
    > > "The second important quality is observation. I inserted the
    > > middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people!!!"
    > >

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    Gross but funny as hell! LMAO!

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    I was out with a friend who did that while we were hunting to some deer/dog crap. Freaked me out, then I realized what he did. Very funny

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    , but still gross

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    teaches you to pay attention though

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