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  1. #1
    Jim G

    Go for the things you can see!

    When I was 14, all I wanted was a girlfriend.
    When I was 16, I went out with a girl, but there was no passion. So I
    decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. At college, I dated
    a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency,
    she was a drama queen, and she cried all the time and threatened suicide.
    So I decided I needed a girl with some stability. I found a very stable
    girl, but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited
    about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some
    I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from
    one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous
    things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as
    happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless.
    So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. I found a smart,ambitious
    girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so
    ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
    Now all I want is a girl with big tits.

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    Registered nautigirl's Avatar
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    he he he - isn't that the truth!!!

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    Registered Shane's Avatar
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    Lake George, NY it's not called "Queen of American Lakes" for nothin'!
    how TRUE how TRUE!!!!

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    New Hampshuu !!

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    Registered Shorgasm's Avatar
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    On the back of a chicks M3..If you're gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair!!
    So what you're sayin is it's all about the boobies????

    Okay.....what's good for OSO is good for me too....

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    Enjoy the show VIP Member Ron P's Avatar
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    Get a dog.

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    I like Ron P's reply

    Get a dog

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    Super Dave
    High-5 my brother.

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    speel chekk this fokker! Charter Member puder's Avatar
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    "life lessons on OSO"

    Let me speak for the younger faction of members

    we the younger members of OSO really do appreciate the advice
    Pardon me, while I whip this out!

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    Registered Dono's Avatar
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    I want one that looks like my avitar

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