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So I was backing my boat out of the shop and the same mouse that ate my lambo floor mat bit me in the leg, I then out of reflex hit the gas and pushed one of my benzo's through a gate and then the sewer grate caved in and messed up my wheel. When I got out to inspect the damage my unloaded gun went off and shot 3 people with a single bullet. as I was running to check up on them I forgot to put the truck in park and it rolled into my wifes new R-44 pushing both the boat and heli into a canal, I then got out my inflatable to try and salvage them before sea-tow got there but I flipped over backwards while trying to get on plane fast.. I was fished out by dennis and then he stole my gold tooth and ran away. While walking back to get the donzi reggie came by with the cat killer on the trailer and blew his air horn and scared some ladies dog and it ran away, I then spent the next several hours canvasing the neighborhood looking for the dog and forgot all about my truck and helicopter sitting in the canal. so I started to run back and stepped on a pop top and cut my heal and had to limp on back home. ( I was only wearing socks because dennis stole my shoes also) I went to get the motion and realised that there is was an issue with the hatch and that my motors from big scotty were still tied up in customs anyway, so I was taking it back to the shop when the trailer fell off. All and all it has just been another day in my life..