Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided
to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown bear
and shot it. There was then a tap on his shoulder,
and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "That was my cousin, and now
you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death
or we have rough sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede
to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore
for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed
revenge. He headed out on another trip where he
found the black bear and shot it.
There was another tap on his shoulder. This time
a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The
grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank.
That was my cousin and you've got two choices.
Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it would take several months
before Frank finally recovered. Outraged, he
headed back to the woods and he managed to
track down the grizzly and shot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap
on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant
polar bear standing there.
The polar bear said, "Admit it Frank, you don't
come here for the hunting, do you?"
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