If this is your first visit, please click the Sign Up now button to begin the process of creating your account so you can begin posting on our forums! The Sign Up process will only take up about a minute of two of your time.

Follow us on Facebook Follow us on Twitter
Results 1 to 8 of 8
  1. #1
    Racer Racer 2 Trick Rick's Avatar
    My Boats:
    34 Sea Ray Sedan Bridge, 13.5 RD Inflatable Cat, (**ft, ********) Top Secret
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Chesterfield, MI

    This is horrible, Another Boating Mishap at Sea

    130,000 boobs lost at sea
    December 2, 2008

    More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.

    Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.

    The cargo is worth about $200,000, which is another blow for publisher ACP's parent company PBL, which is already in $4.3 billion of debt.

    A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.

    The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.

    Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine.

    "Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are," Pintado said.

    "If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."
    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car

  2. #2
    My Boats:
    27 monza, eggbeaters, no seats
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    key west,fl
    truly a titillating story

  3. #3
    Registered fund razor's Avatar
    My Boats:
    Apache 28 Brave
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Dam Pirates.

    Well... keep us abreast of any developments.

  4. #4
    Registered McGary911's Avatar
    My Boats:
    Donzi Criterion
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Jacksonville, FL
    I'll keep an eye peeled for well-racked Somalis.......and non-Somalis.......

  5. #5
    OSO OG Gold Member DollaBill's Avatar
    My Boats:
    Making hot chicks hotter since 2010
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Blue Martini Hall of Fame
    Dear god NO! Oh the humanity!

    On the other side of the coin, there may be some happy mermaids
    "Friends don't let friends roll around in trash cans" - OSO Steve


  6. #6
    Registered Mark's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Ohio / Florida
    This is an outrage!

  7. #7
    AKA "BAZOOKA JOE" Platinum Member bojoe2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2001
    Holly Tits Batman
    Shore Dreams for Kids "President"

  8. #8
    Registered sleek1's Avatar
    My Boats:
    2001 Formula Fastech 353
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Phoenix, AZ
    And to think I've only worried about b*tt pirates all this time.
    Last edited by sleek1; 12-03-2008 at 08:42 PM.

Similar Threads

  1. Boating collision takes life of a VP at Sea Ray in Knoxville TN.
    By Liquidsation in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 08-16-2004, 01:25 PM
  2. HTM Mishap
    By Goody76 in forum General Boating Discussion
    Replies: 55
    Last Post: 02-08-2002, 12:36 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 08:48 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.2.0
Copyright © 2016 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1
Original Poster In Postbit provided by Original Poster In Postbit v1.0.0 (Free) - vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2016 DragonByte Technologies Ltd. Runs best on HiVelocity Hosting.
Copyright 2011 OffShoreOnly. All rights reserved.