Offshoreonly.com - OT: "The Track"

A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two
female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to
learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.

While at the race track some of the children wanted to go to the
toilet so it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher
and the boys would go with the other.

As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's
toilet, one of the boys came out and told her he couldn't reach
the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside and began hoisting
the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed for an elementary school child. "I guess
you must be in the fifth," she said.

"No ma'am" he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow.
Thanks for the lift anyhow."

:eek: :eek: :D :D ;)