Here are a couple of my favorites in honor of my Canadian Brothers (and Sisters)...............

A Canadian was staying in a fancy hotel in Calgary, and was enjoying the pool when the manager told him quite bluntly to get out. When asked for the reason, the manager said, "because you peed in the pool."

" Well," replied the swimmer, "lots of people do that."

"True," answered the manager, "but you did it from the diving board."


One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into
a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian.
Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in
each of their pints.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American
fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as
if nothing had happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink
and started shaking it over the pint, yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT