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    New Hampshuu !!

    Talking "The IRS Auditor"

    A new IRS auditor, eager to make a name for himself, decided to review the tax returns of the local synagogue. He proceeded to interrogate the Rabbi, asking him what the Synagogue did with the wax drippings from the Shabbat, Havdallah & Chanukah candles.

    The Rabbi, pleased to show the auditor that nothing went to waste, responded that the used wax is collected and sent to a candle factory and they send the Temple new candles.

    "What about the crumbs from the the matzoh you eat at Passover?" Asked the IRS auditor. "Simple", the Rabbi responded. "We collect all the crumbs, send them to the matzoh bakery and they send us matzoh meal."

    "All right", said the auditor, refusing to give up. "I know you're a
    moyel as well as a Rabbi. What do you do with the leftovers from the circumcisions?"

    "Easy", said the Rabbi. "We send them to Washinton, D.C. and they send us little pricks like you."

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    Nice one!!!!

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    Good One!

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