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Thread: Holiday For Men

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    Charter Member #34 Charter Member Dock Holiday's Avatar
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    Holiday For Men

    Every February 14th....WE get the chance to display our fondness for our
    wives or girlfriends by showering them with gifts, flowers, dinners, shows,
    and/or any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentine's Day,
    we rack our brains for that one special, unique gift that will show our
    wives and girlfriends that we really love them more than anybody or

    Now LADIES.....I'll let you in on little secret; guys really don't
    enjoythis process very much at all! Sure, seeing that smile on your face
    when we get it right is priceless, but I can assure you.....that smile is
    the result of weeks of blood, sweat, and consideration. And another secret
    is that we guys feel left out! That's right.....left there is
    NO special holiday for you to show your appreciation for the man in your
    lives. Men as a whole, are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
    openly admit it.

    This is why a NEW HOLIDAY FOR MEN has been created. March 20th is now
    officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and
    self-explanatory.....this holiday has beencreated so you ladies can finally
    have a designated holiday to show your man just how much you love him. No
    cards, no flowers, no specail nights on the town.....the name of the
    holiday explains it all.....Just a steak and blowjob! That's it, plainly
    and simply defined.

    And just think.....this twin pair of romantic holidays (Valentine's Day and
    Steak Blowjob Day) will usher in a new age of love, as men EVERYWHERE will
    try that much harder to please you in February, to ensure that they get
    just as memorable of a March from you. It is going to be like a perpetual
    love machine!

    The word is already spreading like wildfire, but as with any new idea, it
    needs some pushing and promoting to keep the ball rolling. So, please
    spread the word.....and help bring love and peace to this crazy world we
    live in!!

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    Gone Fishin' Charter Member Waterfoul's Avatar
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    Sounds good to me!!!!
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    Gold Member Gold Member Dave M's Avatar
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    Sounds good to me too! The only thing is that it should be during warmer weather to include a day on the boat!

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    Ginger or Mary Ann? Charter Member US1 Fountain's Avatar
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    Thankfully, I get steak more than 1 time a year.
    Some people are like Slinkies - Not really good for anything, but they
    bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

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    you guys must be doing something wrong that is SATURDAY at my house not a HOLIDAY!!

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    Is that much protein in one sitting good for you?

    (sorry couldn't resist)

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    Steak is on sale today at the local Kroger, hmm...

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    The Best part: No guessing, games, hints, inuendos, etc.
    Just straight forward

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    Thumbs up

    Sounds good,ok who's gonna call my wife and tell her?

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    Count me in.

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