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    The Wedding... Joke DeJour

    The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals- a carpenter,
    an electrician, and a dentist- were deciding what pranks to play
    on the couple on their wedding night.

    The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off their bed.

    The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating
    current would give them a few chuckles.

    The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin
    and swore that it would be memorable.

    The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later,
    each of the groom's three friends received a letter saying the

    "Dear friends, we did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The
    electric shock was only a minor setback But I am going to kill
    the S.O.B. that put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly."

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    Registered Towel Boy's Avatar
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    You do not need KY for a BJ

    good one for the drill meister

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    Ok, I am getting Married on Thurs. in Hawaii and I am taking these guys off the list!!!

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    Super Funny and Cheers to DonziMitch

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