At 28 that is perfect. But you missed:
-Dry and fluff doesn't constitute a clean shirt.
-Bills don't count as coasters.
-Saying the dogs feet are clean, really dosen't mean they're clean.
-I have to go home early because I have a 10am appointment.
-Sneaking in and out of a house that you make the mortgage payments on.
- Asking if its all right that you go out at night.
- Getting permission to buy a toy that you actually are paying for anyway.
- A refrigerator full of beer that you do not have to gaurd.
- When the dogs puke you can't pretend not to see it.