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    Charter Member Charter Member 1Boatnut's Avatar
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    Boating Related Humor

    The Old Retired Sailor

    > An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and goes down to the
    > docks once more for old times sake. He finds a little prostitute
    > and goes up into the room with her, draping his sailor suit across
    > the bed.
    > He's goin' at it as best he can for a guy his age and asks, "How am
    > I doin'?"
    > Then she says, "Well, sailor, you're doing about three knots."
    > What's that?" he asks.
    > She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot
    > gettingyour money back."

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