OT - The Quarter
A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then over more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," she says. "Divorce attorney." |
Ain't it the truth........
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:eek: :eek: :D :D
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:eek: ouch
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:D :D :D :D
I laughed so hard I think my neighbors heard me!! |
She gets'em by the balls and they cough up money every time.
That's a good one. :D :D |
Sadly enough, I know exactly what this joke is about by first hand experience!!! OUCH!!! :eek:
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Originally posted by Troutly For a minute there, I was wishing it was me instead of that kid...:eek: :D |
Damn, I thouht this thread was going to be about the "French Quarter" in Newawlins.
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