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  1. #1
    Registered Clay Washington's Avatar
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    Talking OT - The Quarter

    A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a
    quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
    dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,
    shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business
    suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and
    sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
    puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and
    places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her
    way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman
    carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze,
    gently at first and then over more firmly. After a few seconds the boy
    convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly
    catches in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back
    to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is
    sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the father rushes
    over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
    anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a

    "No," she says. "Divorce attorney."

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    Ain't it the truth........

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    I laughed so hard I think my neighbors heard me!!

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    She gets'em by the balls and they cough up money every time.
    That's a good one.

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    Charter Member #590 Charter Member Laveyman's Avatar
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    Sadly enough, I know exactly what this joke is about by first hand experience!!! OUCH!!!

  8. #8
    Originally posted by Troutly
    For a minute there, I was wishing it was me instead of that kid...
    Oh Troutly!! LOL

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    Damn, I thouht this thread was going to be about the "French Quarter" in Newawlins.

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