A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a
quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The
dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking,
shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up,
puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and
places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her
way, unhurried, across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman
carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze,
gently at first and then over more firmly. After a few seconds the boy
convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly
catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back
to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is
sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill-effects, the father rushes
over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a
"No," she says. "Divorce attorney."
I laughed so hard I think my neighbors heard me!!
She gets'em by the balls and they cough up money every time.
That's a good one.
Sadly enough, I know exactly what this joke is about by first hand experience!!! OUCH!!!
Oh Troutly!! LOLOriginally posted by Troutly
For a minute there, I was wishing it was me instead of that kid...
Damn, I thouht this thread was going to be about the "French Quarter" in Newawlins.
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