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    Registered Chris288's Avatar
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    more humor for a dreary day....

    1) Over the hill, you pick up speed
    >2) I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
    >3) If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
    >4) Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
    >5) Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
    >6) I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish he didn't
    trust me so much.
    >7) Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
    >8) We cannot change the direction of the wind - but we can adjust our sails.
    >9) Some days are a total waste of makeup.
    >10) Do you believe in love at first sight - or should I walk by you again?
    >11) If the shoe fits - buy it in every color.
    >12) If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
    >13) Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
    >14) Going to church doesn't make you a religious person anymore than
    standing in a garage makes you a car.
    >15) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
    >16) If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
    >17) My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
    >18) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
    >19) It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
    >20) For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
    >21) If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
    >22) Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
    >23) A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
    >24) Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
    >25) A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
    >26) Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
    change places.
    >27) Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
    >28) Junk is something you'vekept for years and throw away three weeks before
    you need it.
    >29) There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
    >30) Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
    when you make it again.

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    Good Humor!! Funny

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