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Old 03-19-2002, 09:38 PM
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> >>Subject: 26 Signs that you are an adult
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> > >>> > The 26 Signs that you are an adult:
> > >>> > a. Your potted plants stay alive.
> > >>> > b. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
> > >>> > c. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> > >>> > d. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to
> > >>> sleep.
> > >>> > e. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
> > >>> > f. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather
> > >>> Channel.
> > >>> > g. Your friends marry and divorce instead of
> > >>> hookup and breakup.
> > >>> > h. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
> > >>> > i. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as
> > >>> 'dressed up.'
> > >>> > j. You're the one calling the police because those
> > >>> darn kids next door
> > >>> > don't know how to turn down the stereo.
> > >>> > k. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex
> > >>> jokes around you.
> > >>> > l. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes
> > >>> anymore.
> > >>> > m. Your car insurance goes down and your car
> > >>> payments go up.
> > >>> > n. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of
> > >>> McDonald's.
> > >>> > o. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
> > >>> > p. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
> > >>> > q. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of
> > >>> the beginning of
> > >>> > one.
> > >>> > r. MTV News is no longer your primary source for
> > >>> information.
> > >>> > s. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and
> > >>> antacids, not condoms and
> > >>> > pregnancy test kits.
> > >>> > t. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty
> > >>> good stuff'.
> > >>> > u. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast
> > >>> time.
> > >>> > v. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni &
> > >>> cheese, diet Pepsi & Ding
> > >>> > Dongs.
> > >>> > w. "I just can't drink the way I used to"
> > >>> replaces "I'm never going to
> > >>> > drink that much again."
> > >>> > x. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a
> > >>> computer is for real
> > >>> > work.
> > >>> > y. You drink at home to save money before going to
> > >>> a bar.
> > >>> > z. You read this entire list looking for one sign
> > >>> that doesn't apply
> > >>> > to you.
> > >>>
> > >>
> > >>
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Old 03-19-2002, 10:10 PM
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At 28 that is perfect. But you missed:

-Dry and fluff doesn't constitute a clean shirt.

-Bills don't count as coasters.

-Saying the dogs feet are clean, really dosen't mean they're clean.

-I have to go home early because I have a 10am appointment.

-Sneaking in and out of a house that you make the mortgage payments on.

- Asking if its all right that you go out at night.

- Getting permission to buy a toy that you actually are paying for anyway.

- A refrigerator full of beer that you do not have to gaurd.

- When the dogs puke you can't pretend not to see it.
 
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Ouch that hurts........
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Old 03-19-2002, 10:43 PM
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What happened to the good ole days everything in there is so true, thats scary
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Whew! Thank goodness I'm not an adult!
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Old 03-21-2002, 10:09 AM
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I don't think that was funny at all - I understood every f---ing one of them.
 
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Getting Old is no fun but it's better than the Alternative.
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Default you forgot the big one!

You needed to put on reading glasses to see the 26 signs!!!
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NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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