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  1. #1
    Registered Chris288's Avatar
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    Monday morning ICE BREAKER !! (WARNING JOKE)


    Well, it's ****........That's right, ****!
    **** may just be the most functional word in the English language.

    Consider this:

    You can be **** faced,
    **** out of luck,
    Or have **** for brains.

    With a little effort, you can get your **** together,
    Find a place for your ****
    Or decide to **** or get off the pot.

    You can smoke ****,
    Buy ****, sell ****,
    Lose ****, find ****,
    Forget ****,
    And tell others to eat **** and die.

    Some people know their ****,
    While others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola.

    There are lucky ****s,
    Dumb ****s,
    Crazy ****s,
    And sweet ****s.

    There is bull ****,
    Horse ****
    And chicken ****.

    You can throw ****,
    Sling ****,
    Catch ****,
    Shoot the ****,
    Or duck when **** hits the fan.

    You can give a ****
    Or serve **** on a shingle.
    You can find yourself in deep ****
    Or be happier than a pig in ****.

    Some days are colder than ****,
    Some days are hotter than ****,
    And some days are just plain ****ty.

    Some music sounds like ****,
    Things can look like ****,
    And there are times when you feel like ****.

    You can have too much ****,
    Not enough ****,
    The right ****,
    The wrong ****
    Or a lot of weird ****.

    You can carry ****, Have a mountain of ****,
    Or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to ****,
    And other times you fall in a bucket of ****
    and come out smelling like a rose.

    When you stop to consider all the facts,
    It's the basic building block of creation.

    And remember, once you know your ****,
    You don't need to know anything else!

    You could pass this along,
    if you give a ****!

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    Well, duh...No **** it's the most popular word!!

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    And don't forget,

    Sometimes **** Happens!

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    Did you write for George Carlin?
    Sounds like something he'd say.

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