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    Talking Hump Day Humor I

    * with all due respect to my Texas friends.......

    Two men from Texas were sitting at a bar when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged.
    One Texan turned to the other and said “That little gal is havin‘ a bad time. I’m agonna go over there and help.”

    He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his

    BIG Texan hands and asked “Kin ya swaller?”

    Gasping she shook her head “No”.

    He asked “Kin ya breathe?”

    Still gasping she again shook her head “No”.

    With that he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her underwear and licked her ass. The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the bit of hamburger that was stuck and began to breathe on her own.

    The Texan sat back down with his friend and said “Ya‘ know it’s sure amazin‘ how that hind-lick maneuver always works!”

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    And a pretty hinee at that!

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    Here is some HINEEE for you to lick....

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