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    Charter Member Charter Member 1Boatnut's Avatar
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    Racing boats,better than women?????

    Did you ever hear that Offshore Racing Boats, are better than women ???

    Well, I'm not sure if it is true, but here are some very compelling reasons why they might be;

    Race boats donít have parents.
    You can share your boat with friends.
    If your boat makes to much noise, you can by a muffler for it.
    You can ride in your boat anytime of the month.
    If you boat smokes you can do something about it.
    Race boats donít whine unless there really is something wrong.
    Boats donít care if when youíre through with them, you take a nap.
    Race boats donít care how many other boats youíve been in.
    If your boat is to loose, you can tighten it up.
    Race boats donít care if you look at "boat" magazines.
    You can have a beer while riding in your boat. (After the race, of course)
    Boats always feel like going for a ride.
    You can have a black boat and show it to your parents.
    Boats never insult your driving skills.
    Your boat never wants a night out with other boats.
    You donít have to be jealous of the guy who works on your boat.
    Boats donít care if youíre late.
    If your boat is late it is really no big deal, they canít get pregnant.
    You donít have to deal with a priest or a blood test, to register your boat.
    If you say bad things to your boat, you donít have to apologize to it or buy it flowers before you can ride in it again.
    You can drive your boat as long as youíd like and it will not get sore.
    When riding in your boat, you both arrive at the same time.
    Boats donít have this "mysterious spot" that no one can find.
    Boats donít care if you donít call the next day.
    Itís always ok to use tie downs on your boat, and generally recommended.
    You canít get any STDís from your boat or test driving other boats.
    Boats have lots of curves, but they never sag.
    When youíre finished with your boat, you can sell it and itís still worth something.
    You can control the speed of the boat and the time of its arrival.
    And last but not least, they are always wet when itís time to startÖ

    But as we all know, women for many more reasons than this, are not replaceable. So, I'll just continue racing boats and searching...

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    Charter Member #1055/Moderator Charter Member GO4BROKE's Avatar
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    I  Voted
    I think the race boat payments are cheaper!

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    Banned cuda's Avatar
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    I disagree go4broke, I think that boats are the ONLY thing that cost more to maintain than a woman!

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    Gold Member Gold Member BatGirl's Avatar
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    Boatnut, Yeah, I would have to agree that raceboats are more fun than men too for most of the same reasons you have listed above. I can add few more:
    You can always add super chargers to upgrade the performance...
    They don't run out of breath when you keep em at full trottle...
    They are always firm.......
    You can always trade in for a bigger one....
    Cuda, Boats more exspensive than women??? You have not met the right women!
    Last edited by BatGirl; 03-31-2002 at 08:08 PM.
    Go Big or go Home!

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    There is a good reason why I don't have a racing team or a racing boat" I'M MARRIED"


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    Charter Member #94 Charter Member Gordo's Avatar
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    A boat is expensive, but only a woman can drive you to bankruptcy and insanity at the same time.
    While Batgirl makes some good points, allow me to offer a few more...
    None of my boats ever had a headache.
    If I buy something for my boat, it gets used. I wish I could say the same about all the Victoria Secrets stuff I've bought.
    Funny, I can slide in the boat and go for hours.
    Sometimes, I'm not thinking about my boat, and it understands.
    I can spend money on my boat when I want, not when she demands .

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    Great way to start the week!!!

    Digital Photography & Video one BYTE at a time !

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    Platinum Member Platinum Member CigDaze's Avatar
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    LMAO !!!

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    what's more fun-waxing the boat or the woman

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    Gold Member Gold Member BatGirl's Avatar
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    Gordo, Maybe you are not buying the right things from Victoria's Secret. Or not buying for the right women.
    I can assure you that all my stuff from Victoria's Secret gets put to good use. As a matter of fact, I need to go get some new stuff, some of it is wearing out.
    If you don't buy something for the boat when she demands, she stays on the rack, dock,etc.,and won't come out and play!

    JFM311, I would much rather wax a boat than a man! Back hair, YUCK!!!!
    Go Big or go Home!

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