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    a friendly card game!!-joke

    don't play cards with this guy

    > > Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
    > > some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick
    > > them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't
    > > wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back
    > > up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
    > > Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
    > > Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
    > > under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
    > > that, well, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it
    > > will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the
    > > financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates
    > > that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband,
    > > Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be
    > > at her house around 2.00 Friday afternoon.
    > >
    > > When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for
    > > the planned time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp and after paying her the
    > > agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual
    > > transaction as Sue had promised.
    > >
    > > Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home
    > > from work at 6:00 PM and entered the house, asking his wife abruptly,
    > > "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
    > > A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for
    > > a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when
    > > her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
    > > In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after
    > > mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
    > > did give me $500." Bill, with a satisfied look on his face,
    > > surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came
    > > by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me
    > > he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me
    > > back."
    > >

    I got a full house!!!!

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