don't play cards with this guy
> > Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped
> > some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick
> > them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't
> > wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back
> > up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
> > Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments.
> > Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked
> > under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted
> > that, well, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it
> > will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the
> > financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates
> > that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband,
> > Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be
> > at her house around 2.00 Friday afternoon.
> > When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for
> > the planned time with Sue at 2:00 PM sharp and after paying her the
> > agreed sum of $500, they went to the bedroom and closed their sexual
> > transaction as Sue had promised.
> > Afterwards, John quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bill came home
> > from work at 6:00 PM and entered the house, asking his wife abruptly,
> > "Did John come by the house this afternoon?"
> > A little worried, Bill's wife answered, "Why yes, he did stop by for
> > a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when
> > her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?"
> > In terror, she assumed that somehow he had found out, and after
> > mustering up her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he
> > did give me $500." Bill, with a satisfied look on his face,
> > surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. John came
> > by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me
> > he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me
> > back."
> > NOW THAT'S A POKER PLAYER! ! !
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