Hump Day Quickies I
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant and is told by the
maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait, would he like to wait in the bar. So he goes and has a seat at the bar. The bartender walks up and says with a heavy accent, "What you dlink?" The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist." The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time were *four* little pigs..." *********************** A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master. The vendor responds, "Change must come from within." *********************** A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk. "Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man. The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet. "Try pulling the tongue out" offers the clerk. "Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says. *********************** A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum. “That looks nasty,” says the doctor. “Nasty?” the man says. “That’s just the tip of the iceberg.” :eek: :eek: :D :D :p |
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Those are as bad as the pic I just posted.
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Uhhh?
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