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    Registered Risk Taker's Avatar
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    Talking Hump Day Quickies I

    A man walks into a Chinese restaurant and is told by the
    maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait,
    would he like to wait in the bar. So he goes and has a seat
    at the bar.

    The bartender walks up and says with a heavy accent, "What
    you dlink?"

    The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

    The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles
    and says, "Once upon time were *four* little pigs..."


    A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

    The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.

    The vendor puts the bill in the cashbox and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.

    The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."


    A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

    "Well ... they feel a bit tight." replies the man.

    The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the mans feet. "Try pulling the tongue out" offers the clerk.

    "Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.


    A man goes to the doctor with a piece of lettuce dangling from his rectum.

    “That looks nasty,” says the doctor.

    “Nasty?” the man says. “That’s just the tip of the iceberg.”

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    Those are as bad as the pic I just posted.

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