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    Charter Member Charter Member 32fever's Avatar
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    Boating Related Humor

    > "Lost at Sea"
    > ``````````````
    > Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift
    > in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from
    > a burning freighter. While rummaging through
    > the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled
    > across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a
    > genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp
    > vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick,
    > a genie came forth.
    > This particular genie, however, stated that
    > he could only deliver one wish, not the
    > standard three. Without giving much thought
    > to the matter, Patrick blurted out,
    > "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!"
    > The genie clapped his hands with a deafening
    > crash, and immediately the entire sea turned
    > into the finest brew ever sampled by
    > mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished.
    > Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the
    > hull broke the stillness as the two men
    > considered their circumstances. Michael
    > looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish
    > had been granted. After a long, tension filled
    > moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick!
    > Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."

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    New Hampshuu !!

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    lol, don't usually bump jokes but this one is deserving!

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