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    Talking bar personality

    > > Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
    > > Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

    > > The results:
    > >
    > > DRINK: Beer
    > > PERSONALITY: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    > > YOUR APPROACH: Challenge her to a game of pool.
    > DRINK: Blender Drinks
    > PERSONALITY: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    > YOUR APPROACH: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
    > DRINK: Mixed Drinks
    >PERSONALITY: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
    > knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    >YOUR APPROACH: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll she'll let you know.
    > DRINK: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    > PERSONALITY: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
    >YOUR APPROACH: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
    > DRINK: White Zinfandel
    >PERSONALITY: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually she has NO clue. Possibly lives in a trailer.
    >YOUR APPROACH: Make her feel smarter than she is ... this should be an easy target.

    > DRINK: Shots
    >PERSONALITY: Likes to hang in bars WAY too often, looking to get totally flag for identifying bar flies and raging alcoholics.
    >YOUR APPROACH: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad.

    > DRINK: Tequila
    > No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
    > THEN, there is the MALE addendum --------------------------
    > > The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
    > >
    > > DOMESTIC BEER: He's poor and wants to get laid.
    > > IMPORTED BEER: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
    > >WINE: He's hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
    > >
    > > WHISKEY: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
    > > TEQUILA: He is thinking he has a chance with the supermodel at the end of the bar.
    > > WHITE ZINFINDEL: He's gay.

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    hmmm...guess i know where stinson and ifit in with our Crown.


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    HEY! I drink domestic beer, and I'm not poor and I'm not..... Well, I'm not poor.

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    1/2 Very true!!!

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