Monday funny!
True story..... This guy has no equal!!!Possibly the funniest story in
> a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was > printed in the newsletter of the Australian equivalent of the Workers' > Compensation board. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have > received a Darwin Award for sure.... > --------------------- > > Dear Sir "I am writing in response to your request for additional > information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor > planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller > explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. > > I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working > alone on the roof of a new six-storey building. When I completed my > work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed > later were found to be slightly in excess of 500 lbs. Rather than > carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by > using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the > sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, > swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down > and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of > the bricks. You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that > I weigh 135lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so > suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. > Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the > building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which > was now proceeding downward at an equal, impressive speed. This > explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar > bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed only > slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers > of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately > by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold > tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience vertigo. At > approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the > ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight > of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you > again to my weight. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down > the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met > the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, > broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body. > Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel > seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile > of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. > I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in > pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and > let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its > journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs. > I hope this answers your inquiry. |
A true classic....haven't heard it in a while :D :D :D
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I love that one! Would have been one hell of a sight!!!
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