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    Talking Friday funny!


    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
    After his
    checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
    He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe
    combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the
    your husband will surely die."

    "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant,
    and make
    sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious
    meal he
    can take to work. And for dinner, prepare an especially
    nice meal for him."

    "Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his
    stress. Don't
    discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress
    worse. Try
    to relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and
    giving him
    plenty of backrubs."

    "Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on
    And most importantly, be romantic with your husband several
    times a week
    and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next
    10 months to a
    year, I think your husband will regain his health."

    On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the
    doctor say?"
    "You're going to die," she replied.

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    Revision of story ending: Find new woman!!!!!!!

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