Oh My God I Get Married In 12 Days!!!
 

Oh boy here we go
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!!!

How did you guys calm yourself down in the final stretch?

Don't do it, its not worth it!!!:D

A lot of these:

Well I have to say this
She is the best match for me

I wanted to sell my Trans Am that I built to get my boat, and she would not let me, she said there is another way.
Well now I have the TA sitting in the garage and the boat on the side of the house.

She looks incredible in a thong and bikini and loves me to death, does not want any kids and likes plastic surgery.
Dude what is the down side here?
Jason
PS the 2 inch nails feel real good on your back too!

Go for a boat ride and don't worry about it. I am now finding out that becoming a parent challenges and changes a relationship far more than getting married did. Good Luck.

Dave M.

Grab your best & longest living friend whom has been there & with you your entire life ...( if you should be so lucky ) Have a few rounds before the event.... Don't spoil it though.
Toast each other & give thanks... Think about when you were young, crazy and had some sort of self and then, well then be on with your happy married lives togther as he's probley all ready married and miserable as misery loves company..........

Amen & Vroom, Vroom....I hope your older.......

Laughs....
Rick32

Well after we got the dog, we decided not to have kids
Dog is enough responsibility
and i cant go for a boat ride cause im going to go for the worlds record in HOW LONG MY DAMN MARINA CAN STARE AT MY BOAT WITH OUT FIXING IT@@@@@@
GRRRRRRR
Jason

Ah yes, marriage. A wonderful institution. However, if an institution is what you need, there are others that are easier to get out of later.:eek:

Just kidding, been happly married 22 years now. My boss at the time teased me with that line when I was getting hitched. Can't help you on the nerves thing, never really had them.

Best wishes to you both!
 

May da Schwartz be whitch you...

Okay I just realized somthing
Im getting nervous and it is not 12 days
it is 10
Saturday May 11th 5 PM OCMD!!!!!!!!!

Oh boy, wonder how far my baja can take me away from here?
Jason