Chris288

Everyone seems to be wondering why the Arab
>terrorists are so quick to commit suicide?
>Let's see now:
>
>* No premarital sex.
>* No booze.
>* No bars.
>* No television.
>* No Internet.
>* No organized sports, stadiums, tailgate parties.
> Actually, no tailgates.
>* No Hooters.
>* No pork.
>* Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight.
> Ever try to fish at an oasis?
>* Rags for clothes and hats.
>* Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe
> your butt only with your left.
>
> Like life isn't complicated enough already.
>* Constant wailing from the guy next door because
> he is sick and no doctors.
>* No country music. No radio.
>* You can't shave. You can't shower.
>* Bar-B-Q donkey cooked over burning camel
> dung.
>* The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils
> at all times.
>* Your bride is picked by someone else.
>
>Then they tell you that when you die it all becomes
>wonderful. Who wouldn't go for it ?

Playn

Boats don't run that well in an oasis either

CigDaze

birdog

not to mention........sand in the crack of youre ass!!!