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Thread: OT: "Shingles"

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    Talking OT: "Shingles"

    One fellow walked into a doctor's surgery and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name,address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

    Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history, and told him to wait in an examining room.

    A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

    An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." The doctor said, "Where?"

    He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"

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