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Thread: OT - Lwyr JOKE

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    OT - Lwyr JOKE

    A dad walks into a market followed by his 12 year-old son. The kid is spinning a 25 cent piece in the air and catching it between his teeth. As they walk through the market, someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat. He immediately starts choking, going blue in the face, and Dad starts panicking,
    shouting for help.
    A well-dressed, middle-aged, moderately attractive, but serious woman in a navy blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then she gets up from her seat and makes her unhurried way across the market. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and squeezes gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the
    coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting
    ill-effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts effusively thanking her, saying "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

    "Good heavens, no," the woman replies. "I am a divorce attorney."

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    Based upon my current position in life, I've gotta give that the coveted Laveyman !!!

    Only two 5-smileys have even been awarded before. Thanks for making me laugh at what is currently a f#@%ed situation that my soon-to-be-ex-wife (STBXW) has me in. As things look now, I'm gonna lose my boat, and may have to go B/K.

    DIVORCE : Latin for removing a man's balls by way of his wallet!!!

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    Wonder if phkynlwr will land you a hand

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    Originally posted by Towel Boy
    Wonder if phkynlwr will land you a hand
    A hand, a leg, a gun, whatever it takes..
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