You are correct. In response to a request to kiss someone's ass (the only ass kissed by this Phknlwyr belongs to Mrs. Phknlwyr - she's earned it), I invited the lucky fellow to Marathon (my APBA and OSO coming out party), to show the goods, and keep my "soiled shoe" when I was finished. It was written tongue in cheek. Violence is the means of communication for those that cannot speak their peace in other ways (unless violence is first imparted upon them, then its OK to defend and finish the job). I'd rather communicate through writing and speaking sufficently to avoid the need to resort to fisticuffs. Besides, I keloid scar and they're ugly!
Frequency, thank you for the kind words.