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OldSchool 11-23-2010 11:04 AM

It seems that "Ruling the Seas" does not always go hand in hand with "Ruling the Roost"!!!!:drink::evilb::drink::evilb::D

jeff1000man 11-23-2010 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by OldSchool (Post 3259547)
It seems that "Ruling the Seas" does not always go hand in hand with "Ruling the Roost"!!!!:drink::evilb::drink::evilb::D

funny

LubeJobs42 11-23-2010 12:10 PM

The philosophy I came up with really helps.

It's called drop a zero.

If it cost $10,000.. it was $1,000
If it cost $5,000 .. it was $500


Since zero is nothing... I'm not really lying, it's more of a fib for her own protection. If she know what i really spent she would have a heart attack. We would have matching Defibrillators at the very least!

This if for her own good! It makes me feel good that I am so concerned with here health :drink:

I almost forgot!! I also you "I traded some stuff for it". Money is stuff, isn't it?

ActiveFun 11-23-2010 12:20 PM


Originally Posted by LubeJobs42 (Post 3259586)
The philosophy I came up with really helps.

It's called drop a zero.

If it cost $10,000.. it was $1,000
If it cost $5,000 .. it was $500


Since zero is nothing... I'm not really lying, it's more of a fib for her own protection. If she know what i really spent she would have a heart attack. We would have matching Defibrillators at the very least!

This if for her own good! It makes me feel good that I am so concerned with here health :drink:

I almost forgot!! I also you "I traded some stuff for it". Money is stuff, isn't it?

Thats Great.

BONDO10 11-23-2010 12:27 PM

My suggestion,bring your wife to Key West.My wife never *****ed about my boats.Brought her to Key West for the first time,and after the first day of racing,her words"We need a bigger faster boat,maybe even one of those Cat things" So I got that going for me.:evilb:

flight club 11-23-2010 12:34 PM


Originally Posted by Baja_302 (Post 3259515)
If it %UCKS, FLIES, OR FLOATS rent it! :)

I agree. Anyone with a 50 mystic with t55's for rent?

panicrev 11-23-2010 12:44 PM


Originally Posted by tanner (Post 3259318)
Boats are a BARGAIN ... compared to what attorneys cost to get rid of them :drink:

i second, third and 155th that...

f_inscreenname 11-23-2010 12:46 PM

After reading back I have to say that I am very lucky to have my wife. An occasional jab about it but nothing ever serious.
Either that or she is just waiting on me killing myself in one of them and then selling off the other 2.;)

BRUCE SEROFF 11-23-2010 12:49 PM

send her my way....I'll give up the boat :party-smiley-004:

Bobthebuilder 11-23-2010 12:52 PM

I think someone should make one of those Extranormal cartoon videos out of the material in this thread. That would make for a lot of laughs ....... until our wives of coarse clued in and started watching.

Sample: http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/7535703/?ref=nf


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