BCC Brain Teaser
 

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Pattie looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.

The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Pattie explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Pattie explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant.

"I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Pattie Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Hope all is going well. You and CigChick will be looking mighty fine this Sunday. May God grant you great water.

Take care and see you soon. - CA
:)

Hey SuperHero Buddy,

Whats goin on? Hopefully if I get my garage project to a stopping
point soon we'll be able to offer you a boat ride. Whatdaya think?

I have your number and will call soon!!

Dean

Hey Zoomnfun,

Great to hear from you! Get that garage done or I will come over and help you. Now that's scary! I would love to cruise with the pack of Cigs again. Hopefully I will be back in Chicago permanently by summer.

Take care,
CA :)

Captain A good to hear from you how have you been?

Hey Mr. S, good to hear form you too. What is the sickness? Are you keeping BCC out of trouble? How is LOTO? When are you moving to CA? Aren't you going to marry that playboy bunny? -CA

Guy goes into a bar, places a frog onto the bar. The bar tender says, "Get that frog off my bar". The guy says, "it's a special frog"
Bar tender,"I don't care" No, you don't understand, It's a special Frog. This goes on back and forth and finally the Bar Tender request why this is such a special Frog. The guy says that the Frog gives the BEST oral sex that he's ever had :D . The bar tender says that he HAS to have the frog, and the guy refuses and orders a couple of more drinks. After a while, the Bar Tender is addamient about getting the Frog from the patron. Then he says OK, I'll give you a sample, and takes the Bar Tender into the restroom and the Frog gives the Bar Tender the BEST oral sex that he's ever had, and he has to have the Frog. The patron of the bar holds out for $500,000.00 for the Frog and the Bar Tender takes the Frog home :p :p . The bar tender's wife comes home and wants to know why all the flour is ALL over the kichten. The Bar Tender says" If I can teach this FROG how to make BISQUITES, your ass is outta here" :D

Thanks ;)

SAFE SEX
 

How about this one??????????

ROTFLMAO

Hey Captain A., I'm starting to worry about you know.........you're not right :D

I'm off to girls night out now...............bye-bye, tah-tah