I have all but the last one said by my current GF, but it was tammy and not Stephanie and the last one was said by someone I dated in college.Originally posted by Risk Taker
THINGS A WOMAN WILL NEVER SAY
I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want'em?
Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila Shot off of Stephanie's
Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you